OMG, Silverlight! Asynchronous is Evil! (or, Call me back when you got it)

Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations. - Orson Welles

I just have to shake my head at this absolutely moronic thread on the Silverlight Forums promoting a "petition" to bring back synchronous webrequests in Silverlight. Really, it has all the elements of the old VB6 flame wars…

N.B. 8/18/2008: It looks like the moderators finally took the thread down; it was so full of hate posts and name-calling and ad-hominem attacks, its about time!

They just don't understand: Have you ever had your browser freeze up when requesting a page somewhere which request (or even a subrequest in the page, such as for advertising or an image) doesn't come back right away? Your browser turns white, your whole damned desktop is frozen, and you may need to get rid of IEXPLORE.EXE from within Task Manager just to free up your system (in rare cases you may actually have to shut down and reboot). This is what happens when a developer who doesn't know how to write asynchronous code issues a blocking, sync method call and then “something bad” happens. Remember - HTTP is NOT a reliable protocol!  

Since Silverlight's UI runs on a single thread and most all network code takes time to return (if it actually ever does return) it would be unacceptable if the Silverlight plug-in would just block waiting on an HTTP or Socket call -- thus blocking the UI of the host (your web browser). So, the Silverlight Team decided to only use the asynchronous model for all network related calls – whether WCF or WebService proxy calls, WebRequest, or WebClient. They simply implemented the same NPAPI plug-in architecture that all plug-ins must use.  It’s sad,  because a couple of “holier than thou” posters on that forum thread were quoting my statement from the paragraph above and telling me that I was stupid! Not stupid at all – the whole purpose of the plug-in architecture only permitting async requests is so that plug-ins would not be able to lock up the browser!

The bottom line is this: if Microsoft were to allow every petition-signing Tom, Dick and Harry blowhard / hotshot developer to make synchronous calls because they are too lazy and crybaby to learn how to do it better, there would DEFINITELY be a lot of very unhappy people with frozen browsers out there in SilverLand -- and guess who would get blamed? Microsoft!

I see that many are trying tricks like using ManualResetEvents and other threading primitives to try and “simulate” synchronous behavior. My advice? Don’t even bother to try – it’s so much easier and more professional to just learn how to write -- and THINK -- async. Your typical .NET developer is just so used to making a synchronous method call without ever taking the time to think about what will happen if it doesn’t come back -- it’s the Zen of the sound of a single hand clapping…

Have a look at the WebClient or WebHttpRequest class and see. There is no way to synchronously download content. You can write code with LINQ and inline delegates or Lambdas that “looks like” it’s synchronous, but it isn’t. You can try to use ManualResetEvents and other threading primitives to “trick” Silverlight into faking a  sync method call – but none of it will work. Of course, the majority of developers having 3 or even 5 years of experience with .NET have never even written an asynchronous method call -- and now they’ll have no choice but to learn how. And that -- is a good thing. Silverlight needs to be truly cross-browser. In order to do that, it must implement the standard NPAPI plug-in architecture, which dictates that ONLY async methods can be used. At least -- for now. Work with what you've got - don't flame.

Thanks to the Silverlight dev team for doing developers a big favor. I’m for “doing it in the callback”.